The Daily Smak

On Monday, justice prevailed. A judge defeated the $54 million pants suing moron (emphasis on mor!). Those loud cheers? They were sanity.

Today’s top five or reasons we can’t forget Paris… (1) Fox News, (2) CNN, (3) MSNBC, (4) CNN Headline News, (5) E!

Finally, I tip the ol’ ball cap (sans logos) to Chris Benoit. Circumstances are irrelevant. He was an amazing performer.