The Daily Smak

On Friday, Tank Johnson was arrested for speeding and DUI to the slightest degree. I am not the smartest person (shaddup!). With that stated, shouldn’t troubled athletes avoid trouble?

This weekend, Senators (From Miss Lott to Mass Kennedy) championed immigration reform. Intriguing strategy. Previously, they compromised. Now, “We’ll huff, and we’ll puff, and we’ll blow the conservatives down.”

Finally, I tip the ol ball cap (bill is bent, frame is whittled) to Rod Beck. Shooter, you were a great pitcher. You were a greater person.