Thursday, June 14, 2007

NEW RULE

Parenting should require a license.

Driving requires authorization. Yet, any moron can conceive, carry, and bear a child. Typically, they produce multiple. Henceforth, no more mistakes. No more pleasurable afternoons. Pre-sex, parents must be screened. Their aptitude, ambition, and attitudes must be tested. Assuming they pass, they will be licensed. Draconian? Drivers operate a car. Parents nurture our nation’s future. Equal standards must apply.

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