The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you use to be driving number five?

Yesterday, Steven Spielberg endorsed Senator Hillary Clinton. Politicians covet endorsements. From former Presidents, former nominees, current Congressional colleagues… Steven Spielberg?

In Louisiana, a town passed an ordinance opposing low pants. Upon hearing this, Britney (I think I did it again) Spears announced she was moving. In her statement, Spears said the sounds perfect. Her pants are never low. It’s her self-esteem.