The Daily Smak

Anyone else elated, thrilled, insert adjective the NBA Finals are over?

Last week, immigration reform was buried. Last night, Senator Harry (speak now, consequences irrelevant) Reid declared the bill resurrected. Given Reid’s FQ (failure quotient) and the House’s disposition, I would cancel the bill signing.

According to a study, women‘s sexual thought has increased. Or is it their sexual discussion has increased. Frivolous projects and endless debate… Now I know what Congressman and Scientists have in common.