Asinine Idol

Simply stated, the male semi-finalists are peculiar. Potentially, they are the worst collection in American Idol’s history. Rudy Cardenas, Sanjaya Malakar, and Paul Kim have odd appearances. Sundance Head and Chris Sligh are truly ugly. Phil Stacey and AJ Tabaldo are pre-performance favorites. However, this lot has no stars.

The women’s ranks are also destitute. Lakisha Jones, Stephanie Edwards, Sabrina Sloan, and Melinda Doolittle are revolting. Idol cannot advance past their unattractive or obese diva fetish. Nicole Tranquillo and Haley Scarnato are the soul muffins. Overall, this compilation is reprehensible.

Finally, an example of Idol’s absurdity. This week, the show dismissed Robyn Troup. On Sunday, Troup performed with Justin Timberlake at the Grammy’s. Troup is both adorable and a lovely singer. She is a pop idol’s embodiment. Yet, Idol rejected her.

Simon, Paula, Randy… you’re pathetic!