Love Is Stupid

This week launched with another revelation. Audrina disclosed Spencer bought her flowers and yogurt hours after nailing Heidi. Heidi spent dinner disparaging Spencer. She pledged a one-week abstinence. Lauren teamed with Teen Vogue’s New York intern. After completing their joint project, Emily alone received a dinner invitation. Despite her statements, Heidi and Spencer reunited.

Previously, these four words commenced a question. Given Heidi’s decision, I am restating them as an exclamation. Heidi, you ignorant slut!