Prattling, Preening Paula Purged

On Tuesday, Paula Abdul exited American Idol. “With sadness in my heart, I've decided not to return to Idol,” she said. “I'll miss nurturing all the new talent, but most of all being a part of a show that I helped from day 1 become an international phenomenon.”

Abdul is ditzy, erratic, inane, unstable, and vacant. If a monkey with symbols performed, Abdul would dance. Her fawning was ridiculous. Her slobbering will not be missed.