NEW RULE

Animals spawn litters.

Due to unemployment, Lavonne Drummond has priced her child’s name. The child will be her seventh. The purchase price is $25,000. Drummond could consider abstinence, condoms, or tubal ligation.

Children are not kittens. They are not puppies. They cost money. Child litters are not blessings. Child litters are not miracles. Child litters are irresponsible.