NEW RULE
Train wrecks warrant silence.
Last week, Michelle Belliveau, Wendy Sewell, and Therese Ziemann were charged with false imprisonment and sexual assault. Allegedly, they invited someone away. They blindfolded him. They ensnared him. Onto his stomach, they glued his penis.
This week, the victim was also arrested. I will not assail anyone involved. I will not craft jokes. I will simply state the obvious. Ridiculous acts are a constant occurrence. One news cycle should ignore them.
Last week, Michelle Belliveau, Wendy Sewell, and Therese Ziemann were charged with false imprisonment and sexual assault. Allegedly, they invited someone away. They blindfolded him. They ensnared him. Onto his stomach, they glued his penis.
This week, the victim was also arrested. I will not assail anyone involved. I will not craft jokes. I will simply state the obvious. Ridiculous acts are a constant occurrence. One news cycle should ignore them.
posted by Daily Observer at 4:08 PM
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