American Idol Live Blog
Due to prior commitments, I have missed two weeks. I apologize.
Anoop Desai (21 – North Carolina)
His commencement is acceptable. He slight oversings. His emotion appears contrived. However, he is adequate. He should advance.
Megan Joy Corkrey (22 – Utah)
Once again, her appearance is repugnant. Sleeveless and a sleazy tattoo cannot coexist. Her performance is awful. Her emotion is contrived. Her facial expressions are corny. Her faux accent is horrific. Kara and I agree. Hideous song selection. Hideous performance.
Danny Gokey (28 – Missouri)
His commencement is tedious. “What Hurts the Most” is an intricate endeavor. He is insipid excrement. His appearance is equally wretched. The glasses? He is a whiny prom geek. Simon and I disagree. He is a snail. He could never sell records.
Allison Iraheta (16 – California)
Her commencement is acceptable. The guitar is unnecessary. However, the vocals are adequate. Her appearance is ridiculous. The hair piece is horrific. The ensemble is trash. She is a slutty tramp. Janis Joplin was an icon. She is not Joplin. 2009 is not 1974.
Scott MacIntyre (23 – Arizona)
His endeavor is apocryphal. His emotion is contrived. He completely oversings. He screams the chorus. His vocals are abysmal and wretched. I am sorry. I understand his challenge. However, he is horrific. America, eliminate him.
Matt Giraud (23 – Michigan)
He lost this competition. When he chose this song. His commencement is pathetic. His transition is worse. His emotion is completely contrived. He does not translate the song. He trashes the song. The smoke and screams are insipid. Awful performance.
Lil Rounds (23 – Tennessee)
Her commencement is elegant. Despite her curtain fabric dress, she is excellent. Her emotion is genuine. She epitomizes this selection. Her conclusion is equally exquisite. Gorgeous and understated. She is the competition’s cornerstone.
Adam Lambert (26 – California)
His appearance is annoying. His facial expressions are ridiculous. The eye pops… The sound effects… Is he Wild Cheesy? The performance is pathetic. He is contrived and phony. Simon, original is not always acceptable.
Kris Allen (23 – Arkansas)
The piano and string quartet are perfect compliments. His performance is simply perfect. Brilliant commencement. Excellent transition. Stellar conclusion. His emotion is poignant. He makes you miss someone. America, we have another cornerstone. Kara and I agree. Artistry.
Anoop Desai (21 – North Carolina)
His commencement is acceptable. He slight oversings. His emotion appears contrived. However, he is adequate. He should advance.
Megan Joy Corkrey (22 – Utah)
Once again, her appearance is repugnant. Sleeveless and a sleazy tattoo cannot coexist. Her performance is awful. Her emotion is contrived. Her facial expressions are corny. Her faux accent is horrific. Kara and I agree. Hideous song selection. Hideous performance.
Danny Gokey (28 – Missouri)
His commencement is tedious. “What Hurts the Most” is an intricate endeavor. He is insipid excrement. His appearance is equally wretched. The glasses? He is a whiny prom geek. Simon and I disagree. He is a snail. He could never sell records.
Allison Iraheta (16 – California)
Her commencement is acceptable. The guitar is unnecessary. However, the vocals are adequate. Her appearance is ridiculous. The hair piece is horrific. The ensemble is trash. She is a slutty tramp. Janis Joplin was an icon. She is not Joplin. 2009 is not 1974.
Scott MacIntyre (23 – Arizona)
His endeavor is apocryphal. His emotion is contrived. He completely oversings. He screams the chorus. His vocals are abysmal and wretched. I am sorry. I understand his challenge. However, he is horrific. America, eliminate him.
Matt Giraud (23 – Michigan)
He lost this competition. When he chose this song. His commencement is pathetic. His transition is worse. His emotion is completely contrived. He does not translate the song. He trashes the song. The smoke and screams are insipid. Awful performance.
Lil Rounds (23 – Tennessee)
Her commencement is elegant. Despite her curtain fabric dress, she is excellent. Her emotion is genuine. She epitomizes this selection. Her conclusion is equally exquisite. Gorgeous and understated. She is the competition’s cornerstone.
Adam Lambert (26 – California)
His appearance is annoying. His facial expressions are ridiculous. The eye pops… The sound effects… Is he Wild Cheesy? The performance is pathetic. He is contrived and phony. Simon, original is not always acceptable.
Kris Allen (23 – Arkansas)
The piano and string quartet are perfect compliments. His performance is simply perfect. Brilliant commencement. Excellent transition. Stellar conclusion. His emotion is poignant. He makes you miss someone. America, we have another cornerstone. Kara and I agree. Artistry.
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