Tampa Buttresses Blunder

On Saturday, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers hired Coach Raheem Morris and General Manager Mark Dominik. “Both of these men have Tampa Bay Buccaneers in their DNA,” said Owner Joel Glazer. “They're youthful and energetic, and both rode a clear and steady path from the bottom to the top.”

According to running back Earnest Graham, Morris is a contradiction. “He's one of the more young and dynamic coaches in the league,” said Graham. “He's a guy that everyone in the locker room has looked up to for a long time for the way he knows this game, and for the way he approaches this game.”

With the Buccaneers, Jon Gruden logged a 60-57 ledger. He won Super Bowl XXXVII. He accrued two division titles. He secured three playoff appearances. If this exchange possesses rationale, the rationale is invisible.