The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be the Oath of Office?

In Michigan, a mailwoman plead guilty. Her crime? She would not deliver mail. Today, Chrysler and General Motors issued this statement: “Anyone seen our check?”

Today’s top five or United States Supreme Court Chief Justices (1) John Marshall, (2) Earl Warren, (3) John Jay, (4) Warren Burger, (5) Salmon Chase