Tuesday, December 30, 2008

The Daily Smak (Best of 2008)

This weekend, “The Day the Earth Stood Still” amassed $31 million. This afternoon, a sequel was announced. Starring Governor Rod Blagojevich, “The Week Illinois Stood Still.”

The Dallas Cowboys are struggling. On Sunday, Tony Romo was injured. On Tuesday, Pacman Jones was suspended. How serious is the situation? Jerry Jones hired General Manager Henry Paulson.

According to a former astronaut, aliens exist. NASA is aware. When did Paris Hilton retire?

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