The Daily Smak (Best of 2008)

According to Verizon Wireless, President-Elect Obama’s cellular records were accessed. Evidently, those three a.m. calls were pizza orders.

In Washington D.C., the Capitol Visitor Center opened. The construction was prolonged. The cost was preposterous. Apparently, Congress managed the project.

On Tuesday, Bolivian President Evo Morales labeled Peruvian President Alan Garcia “fat.” President Bush responded, “You call fat an insult?”