The Daily Smak (Best of 2008)
On Monday, the Dow Jones Industrial Average plunged 777.68 points. I am worried. Last night, I attempted a withdrawal. The receipt said “Are you serious?”
Last night, Hillary Clinton’s Elton John concert raised $2.5 million. Hillary loves Elton John. Her favorite song? “Can You Feel the Lute Tonight?”
In Wisconsin, Mathew Kowald has been arrested. Allegedly, Kowald’s son would not wear a Green Bay Packers jersey. Undeterred, Kowald taped his son onto a chair. He taped the jersey onto him. Finally, Britney Spears can lecture.
Last night, Hillary Clinton’s Elton John concert raised $2.5 million. Hillary loves Elton John. Her favorite song? “Can You Feel the Lute Tonight?”
In Wisconsin, Mathew Kowald has been arrested. Allegedly, Kowald’s son would not wear a Green Bay Packers jersey. Undeterred, Kowald taped his son onto a chair. He taped the jersey onto him. Finally, Britney Spears can lecture.
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