The Daily Smak (Best of 2008)
According to archaeologists, ancient Mayans sacrificed boys. They did not sacrifice virgin girls. In either scenario, Ryan Seacrest is safe.
On Friday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad challenged Senators John McCain and Barack Obama. He requested a debate. Only one stipulation… Ahmadinejad chooses the questions, answers, and nuclear weapons.
According to the United States National Institutes of Health, doctors routinely proscribe placebos. Paris Hilton’s reaction? “If I’m sick, why would I need a gazebo?”
On Friday, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad challenged Senators John McCain and Barack Obama. He requested a debate. Only one stipulation… Ahmadinejad chooses the questions, answers, and nuclear weapons.
According to the United States National Institutes of Health, doctors routinely proscribe placebos. Paris Hilton’s reaction? “If I’m sick, why would I need a gazebo?”
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