The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be the Pickens Plan?

In Florida, John Samuel Ricci was arrested. His crime? He stole communion wafers. Since those lawsuits, priests are desperate.

Today’s top five or General Motors’ finest (1) Cadillac Escalade, (2) Chevrolet Cobalt, (3) Chevrolet Suburban, (4) Chevrolet Malibu, (5) Pontiac Grand Prix