NEW RULE

Predictability is uninvited.

On Tuesday, “Greek” imploded. Ashley pleads peace and unity. Poof. Ashley is sorority president. Rusty and Jen reunite. Unfortunately, Jen’s article reappears. Poof. Rusty exits. I considered vomiting.

Once, Greek was intriguing. Their college portrayal was innovative. Today, they are insipid. Their characters are cardboard. Their storylines are nauseating. Why not utilize imagination? Casey and Frannie were the candidates. Why not settle their score? Rusty is a geek. He would not exit. He would enjoy sex.

Television should not be enchanted. Television should reflect our lives. In America, scores are settled. Geeks do not reject sex.