The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be number one?

According to a poll, John McCain and Barack Obama trump George Bush and John Kerry. They are superior candidates. The United States Department of Obvious conducted this study.

Today’s top five or Republicans’ finest women (1) Sarah Palin, (2) Marsha Blackburn, (3) Ileana Ros-Lehtinen, (4) Kay Bailey Hutchison, (5) Shelley Moore Capito