Will Hills Ignite or Infuriate?

Rivalries are coveted. Rivalries are craved. Americans require perspective. Rivalries provide this. They impart icons and idiots. They offer scoundrels and stars. They present anger, anxiety, exhilaration, and expectations. On Monday, America’s reality rivalry is reborn. Lauren Conrad versus Heidi Montag.

Tonight, The Hills returns. Lauren, Heidi, Audrina, Brody, Justin, Lo, Spencer, and Stephanie continue their conflict. Questions are omnipresent. Can Audrina and Lo coexist? Will Audrina and Lauren reconcile? Will Heidi and Spencer mature? Will Lauren and Stephanie’s alliance survive?

In my opinion, last season was stale. The drama was absent. The personalities were vacant. The results were predictable. Hopefully, the Hills has recovered. America craves rivalries. The Hills’ explosions were exquisite.