Cook Cheats America, Idol

David Cook is America’s seventh Idol. This result was asinine, laughable, offensive, ridiculous, and stupid. David Archuleta owned the final. He was exemplary, passionate, and sincere. Cook was three separate personalities. He was excellent, slimy, and wretched.

Obviously, America ignored their performances. The aforesaid is frustrating. Archuleta is adorable. He is charming. He has a marketable teenage niche. Cook is a greasy project. He is an alternative and hair band relic. His appearance crosses Barry Watson and porn.

American Idol screams they are a singing competition. On Tuesday, their mantra was mythical. Archuleta was spectacular. Cook’s margin was twelve million votes. FOX should feel ashamed, embarrassed, and remorseful. Essentially, they televised a popularity contest.