The Hills (During Hospitalization)

As previously stated, MTV has enjoyed success with reality television. They have created scintillating backgrounds and compelling characters. Unfortunately, triumph is transitory. MTV’s pulse is bradycardic.

Prior to the season finale, Heidi escaped Los Angeles. Lauren estranged Audrina. Stephanie evicted Spencer. Audrina is ridiculous. Lauren and Lo attended high school. They have history. However, neither have alienated, ignored, or snubbed. They have acted friendly. Audrina has isolated herself.

In the season finale, Heidi, Brent Bolthouse, and Sam Nazarian visited Las Vegas. They assessed SBE properties. They discussed renovations. They enjoyed drinks. Unfortunately, Spencer interrupted them. He and Heidi argued. The next morning, Heidi exchanged opportunity for relationship. Bolthouse and Nazarian should fire her. Relationships cannot trump employment.

Overall, this season was stale. The drama was absent. The personalities were vacant. The results were predictable. Immediately, alterations must occur. Otherwise, the Hills will vanish. They will mirror Beverly Hills 90210.