NEW RULE

Dr. Phil is an ass.

This weekend, Dr. Phil McGraw freed Mercades Nichols. On March 30, Nichols and seven accomplices viciously attacked sixteen-year-old Victoria Lindsay. Dr. Phil’s motivation? A teen violence expose.

Dr. Phil must stop. He is not a psychologist. He is useless. His character is dubious. His personality is obnoxious. Essentially, Dr. Phil is ambulance-chasing entertainer. His lone objective is money. Thus, America should label him appropriately. Phil McGraw is not a doctor. He is a dope.