Reality at Eight

American Idol

On Thursday, America eliminated Michael Johns. Johns’ exodus was deserved. His performance was terrible. His emotion was contrived. His vocals were screamed. Simply stated, Johns butchered “Dream On.”

Survivor

On Thursday, Airai and Malakal merged. Subsequently, Eliza overrated herself. She alleged hidden immunity idol possession. Unfortunately, her idol was fake. Prior to tribal council, Jeff announced the aforesaid. Via an 8-2 vote, Eliza was eliminated.