The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Jay Gibbons?

According to a study, cellular phones are lethal. They trump cancer. I cannot believe this. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton, and Lindsay Lohan are alive.

Today’s top five or Major League Baseball’s finest (1) Tigers, (2) Red Sox, (3) Mets, (4) Phillies, (5) Dodgers