NEW RULE

Lauren Conrad is not perfect.

On Sunday, “The Hills: Lauren Looks Back” premiered. Allegedly, the production was a two-hour movie. Nope. The endeavor was clips and voiceover. No one scream documentary. Documentaries induce thought. Documentaries include analysis and insight. This featured one sentence per twenty minutes. Lauren Conrad should disown this film. If she desired a movie, MTV should have produced one.