The Daily Smak (Best of 2007)

According to Terry Bowden, West Virginia Coach is his “dream job.” Unbelievable! Morgantown is “the happiest place on earth?”

In New York, police were off duty. They were partying at Hooters. You thought they were rubbing out crime.

According to Hillary Clinton, dental surgery is romantic. Yesterday, I underwent route canal surgery as foreplay. Greatest sex of my life.