The Daily Smak (Best of 2007)

In Michigan, Jody Lee was convicted of assault. His crime? Assault with a pickle. Horrific! What if the attacker had tossed a salad?

Thousands of Chinese condoms have been recalled. The Chinese recalling toys, depriving our children. This was fine. Depriving Americans of sex? That is wrong.

An Italian filmmaker’s ambition? Makeover the Pope. Marvelous idea. NBC has ordered six episodes.