Friday, December 28, 2007

The Daily Smak (Best of 2007)

According to a study, men are impulsive and women are moody. Upon hearing this, men were excited. Women called the surveyors assholes.

According to a poll, New York University students would sell their vote for tuition. Immediately, Barack Obama started writing checks.

Last week, the NFL Players Association (our motto: risking Gene Upshaw’s neck daily) cancelled Oakland Raiders workouts. The Association’s concerns included the high level of intensity, player aggressiveness and fast pace practices. High level of intensity? Anyone sure these were Raiders’ practices?

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