Democrats Dodge, Debate Drowns

On Monday, the Democrats debated. According to CNN and You Tube, the format was radical. Actually, the format was ridiculous. Several videos were bizarre. Several questions were irrelevant. Anderson Cooper was an apocryphal host. Additionally, campaign commercials were featured. Seriously, a debate with campaign commercials?

Amidst this calamity, candidates shimmered and soured. Senators Joe Biden and Barack Obama were exemplary. Senators Hillary Clinton and John Edwards were inadequate. Senator Mike Gravel and Congressman Dennis Kucinich were repugnant.