Tuesday, June 12, 2007

The Daily Smak

Tonight, NBA Finals game three. Alternate programming: Anything please! (This series is a disaster)

On Monday, Paris Hilton announced she “would no longer act dumb.” Paris has been transformed. She was suicidal. Now, she is delusional.

Senator Charles Schumer’s no confidence vote against Alberto (If the President’s happy, I’m employed) Gonzalez failed… Energy legislation, immigration reform, and you’re debating… a non binding resolution. How is Congress’ approval rating four percent?

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