The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you use to want to be traded… errrr not want to be traded.

Yesterday, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa endorsed Senator Hillary (Rodham optional) Clinton. Governor Bill (You may be overqualified for this job) Richardson… what’s that handle in your back? What’s oozing out?

Fresh from the rumor mill (where brains and cash are mutually exclusive), Mark Cuban and his seven morons may challenge the NFL… Their venture’s name? The UFL (which stands for Unbalanced Fools with Loot).