Pariah Talks, Sailors Walk

On Wednesday, Iran released fifteen British hostages. Iran had arrested the sailors for naval trespass. According to Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, the British promised no recidivism. Ahmadinejad also requested no punishment for he sailor’s video taped confessions.

President Asinine, are you delusional? The British promise was false. The sailors never trespassed. Therefore, the pledge was immaterial. Additionally, the sailors will not be punished. Everyone knows their statements were coerced. President Mad Cow, please shut up. You setback Iran with every statement.