Two-A-Days Trips

Max as narrator? Rush Propst mellowed? Cheerleaders as main characters? Two-A-Days second season premiere generated more questions than answers. Whereas season one featured electric personalities and turbulent storylines, this opening episode was colorless. Sans Probt’s screaming and a sizzling lead, Two-A-Days flavor was bland.

Last season, MTV chronicled Hoover’s icebreaker. This season began with game four. The episode was also poorly constructed. Players were scarcely introduced. Quarterback Ross Wilson, this season’s Alex Bender, was never shown off the field. He was never his helmet. I believe he said ten words. Wilson as a lead is an extreme miscalculation. He has the personality of sand.

This episode also paraded Alabama stereotypes. The wide receiver spends post homecoming obsessed with his poor play. The cheerleader states she will attend Ross’ college choice. From moment one to thirty, the draconian aspect was showcased. This must reverse. Otherwise, Hoover may score more victories than viewers.