Wednesday, February 28, 2007

American Idol Live Blog

Gina Glocksen (22 – Illinois)

Her dress is uncomplimentary. Initially, her performance was pedestrian. However, her conclusion was exemplary. Fine performance. Simon… forced vocals? I disagree. Acceptable commencement to this evening.

Alaina Alexander (24 – California)

Her appearance is flawless. Her passion is inspiring. “Not Ready” is an emotional song. She equaled the Dixie Chicks expressive standard. Exceptional performance. Are the judges drunk? They are condemning her endeavor. I vehemently disagree. Simon discussing Randy in a hundred meter dash. Now that is comedy.

LaKisha Jones (27 – Michigan)

Last week, her appearance was hideous. This week, her façade is morbid. Thankfully, she is not dancing. Her performance is wretched. I believe Aaron from Broadcast News sang “Midnight Train” better. She has the appeal of the animated Robin Hood’s fat chicken. America, eliminate the obese one.

Melinda Doolittle (29 – Tennessee)

Janice from Friends phoned. She said your version is as annoying as hers. Clothing coordinators succeeded in slimming her. With that stated, her performance was boring. Paula labels this “astounding?” Simon says “incredible?” Whatever liquid is residing in their Coke glasses, I request a double.

Antonella Barba (20 – New Jersey)

My junior prom song. “Because you loved me” remains annoying. What is with her ensemble? Is she imitating Serena Williams? Her endeavor is pedestrian. You have to personally enhance this breed of song. Her singing was mundane.

Jordin Sparks (17 – Arizona)

Why all the boring songs? Her performance is satisfactory. However, few artists can equal Christina’s range. She is amongst those who cannot. Simon is correct. She has massive potential. However, she has not showcased her promise.

Stephanie Edwards (19 - Georgia)

Her dress is exceptionally unflattering. Her performance is also tedious. This evening has been completely void of energy. Randy, she looks hot? Dog, are you blind? I disagree with the judges. This performance was sans substance.

Leslie Hunt (24 - Illinois)

Her commencement is terrible. This performance reverberates with a twenty’s vibe. I previously stated this evening was sans energy. She transitioned this episode from humdrum to horrible. This is 2007. Jazz albums will not sell.

Haley Scarnato (24 - Texas)

She has a fiancée? This is disappointing. Her appearance is gorgeous. Finally! Whereas the previous eight have been subdued and drab, she is vibrant and colorful. Her performance is dazzling. She should easily receive the most votes. Simon says she is vulnerable? He must be high.

Sabrina Sloan (27 – California)

One could ski jump off her nose. This evening concludes with another dull performance. Her vocals are respectable. However, herself and the competition should ditch the sedatives.

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