American Idol Live Blog
Last week, missed due to prior commitment. I am anxious to critique these endeavors.
Phil Stacey (29 – Florida)
His performance mirrored an eighty’s parody. His concluding salvage attempt was grossly overdone. Miserable commencement to the top twenty.
Jared Cotter (25 – New York)
Great performance. This song can easily be oversung. However, his presentation was sexy, soulful, and emotional. What? Simon labels this “love boat” quality? I vehimately disagree.
AJ Tabaldo (22 - California)
Boring. He is not terrible. With that stated, his performance is sans monotonous and monochrome. The men are equaling their reported previous ineptitude.
Sanjaya Malakar (17 – Washington)
“Putting on the Ritz” phoned. He requested his cheesy song. This attempt was horrific. The song was atrocious. The teenage pimp costume was hideous. The judges agree. America, eliminate Michael Jackson miniature.
Chris Sligh (28 – South Carolina)
Dedicates performance to his wife? Whatever she was drinking when she accepted the proposal, I request a double. He croons this evening’s second uninspiring performance. However, I am judging solely on sound. I cannot glimpse this gorilla. Simon says he is a good singer? I do not care. He will not sell one album.
Nicholas Pedro (25 – Massachusetts)
Chester Cheetah has phoned. He requested both his tacky music and annoying voice. This performance is not revolting. However, his clean cut appearance does not translate. He appeared as a reject from “Night at the Roxbury.” Ryan voices obligatory “Napoleon Dynamite” joke. Pathetic!
Blake Lewis (25 – Washington)
Where is the bizarre treadmill? This performance is remarkable. His hip-hop transition is exceptionally unique. His facade is also flawless. Simply stated, this evening’s finest performance. Simon is criticizing? I am loathed to excoriate American Idol’s lone non-cheerleader. However, he is high.
Brandon Rogers (29 – California)
This performance may inspire vomit. His melody is exceedingly slow. His emotion and love for grandma does not translate. His endeavor mirrors a father rocking his baby daughter to sleep. Boring, rote, and wretched. Simon is correct. Feeling is irrelevant.
Chris Richardson (22 – Virginia)
His choice is unfortunate. This selection effectively concluded Jason Mraz’s career. The song will not enhance Richardson. Additionally, Richardson is not a geek. Sligh, the video game nerd should have sung this. The judges are complimentary? Seriously?
Sundance Head (28 – Texas)
During every backwoods party, this song is performed. I believe Head has attended the vast majority of them. His version is oversung. Given his dancing, I hope the stage was reinforced. The judges are incorrect. This obese cretin is sad.
Phil Stacey (29 – Florida)
His performance mirrored an eighty’s parody. His concluding salvage attempt was grossly overdone. Miserable commencement to the top twenty.
Jared Cotter (25 – New York)
Great performance. This song can easily be oversung. However, his presentation was sexy, soulful, and emotional. What? Simon labels this “love boat” quality? I vehimately disagree.
AJ Tabaldo (22 - California)
Boring. He is not terrible. With that stated, his performance is sans monotonous and monochrome. The men are equaling their reported previous ineptitude.
Sanjaya Malakar (17 – Washington)
“Putting on the Ritz” phoned. He requested his cheesy song. This attempt was horrific. The song was atrocious. The teenage pimp costume was hideous. The judges agree. America, eliminate Michael Jackson miniature.
Chris Sligh (28 – South Carolina)
Dedicates performance to his wife? Whatever she was drinking when she accepted the proposal, I request a double. He croons this evening’s second uninspiring performance. However, I am judging solely on sound. I cannot glimpse this gorilla. Simon says he is a good singer? I do not care. He will not sell one album.
Nicholas Pedro (25 – Massachusetts)
Chester Cheetah has phoned. He requested both his tacky music and annoying voice. This performance is not revolting. However, his clean cut appearance does not translate. He appeared as a reject from “Night at the Roxbury.” Ryan voices obligatory “Napoleon Dynamite” joke. Pathetic!
Blake Lewis (25 – Washington)
Where is the bizarre treadmill? This performance is remarkable. His hip-hop transition is exceptionally unique. His facade is also flawless. Simply stated, this evening’s finest performance. Simon is criticizing? I am loathed to excoriate American Idol’s lone non-cheerleader. However, he is high.
Brandon Rogers (29 – California)
This performance may inspire vomit. His melody is exceedingly slow. His emotion and love for grandma does not translate. His endeavor mirrors a father rocking his baby daughter to sleep. Boring, rote, and wretched. Simon is correct. Feeling is irrelevant.
Chris Richardson (22 – Virginia)
His choice is unfortunate. This selection effectively concluded Jason Mraz’s career. The song will not enhance Richardson. Additionally, Richardson is not a geek. Sligh, the video game nerd should have sung this. The judges are complimentary? Seriously?
Sundance Head (28 – Texas)
During every backwoods party, this song is performed. I believe Head has attended the vast majority of them. His version is oversung. Given his dancing, I hope the stage was reinforced. The judges are incorrect. This obese cretin is sad.
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