Sleazy Spencer & Sloppy Seconds

For the second consecutive week, the Hills sizzled. However, this episode produced more questions than answers.

Spencer’s arrogance is nauseating. Answering the phone with “what a pleasant little surprise” and “look who it is, my favorite person in the world.” You are cheating on someone with her friend and lying to both. Heidi should realize you are a parasite and drop you permanently.

Unfortunately, she has not. After Spencer became upset with her during their pregnancy discussion (she is not), Heidi gave him another chance. She closed the episode meeting him for dinner. Speaking of that meal, Spencer asked Audrina out. Thankfully and correctly, Audrina passed. She also hung up on him. Audrina has realized Spencer is scum. Why not Heidi?

Lauren went on her first date since Jason. Unfortunately, she dined with Spencer’s friend and Kristin’s ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner. While their date was pleasant and Brody was sweet, I have two questions. Will Brody ever be more than the son of an Olympian who dates Laguna Beach stars? Is Lauren aware that she is snacking on Kristin’s sloppy seconds?