The Daily Smak

On Tuesday, DogPac and the Philadelphia Eagles concocted a swap. DogPac will not protest. They will receive jerseys, tickets, and chunky soup.

In the Canary Islands, an eyeless crustacean was discovered. Unfortunately, Anna Wintour was simply vacationing.

Today’s top five or Federal Reserve Chairmen (1) Alan Greenspan, (2) William McChesney Martin, Jr., (3) Marriner Eccles, (4) Paul Volcker, (5) Arthur Burns