The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Torry Holt?

In Arkansas, a woman slipped tranquilizers into her employer’s coffee. In her opinion, “he needed to chill out.” Today, Bill Clinton said, “I should try that.”

Today’s top five favorite St. Patrick’s Day traditions (1) Green Guinness, (2) Green Budweiser, (3) Green Miller Lite, (4) Green Bud Light, (5) Killian’s Irish Red