American Idol Live Blog
Lil Rounds (23 – Tennessee)
Her commencement is apocryphal. She is scattered. She oversings. Her emotion is contrived. Her facial expressions are random. Michael Jackson songs are natural. You cannot force the. She attempted force. She is an elimination candidate.
Scott MacIntyre (23 – Arizona)
His song choice is excellent. His piano utilization is exemplary. This is his zone. His performance is wonderful. His emotion translates. His hope resonates through the screen. Simon and I disagree. The song is unknown. However, this is irrelevant.
Danny Gokey (28 – Missouri)
His performance is adequate. His attire and persona are horrific. When will this program understand… Geeks will not sell. America has one homosexual alumnus. America does not need another.
Michael Sarver (27 – Texas)
“You Are Not Alone” is a sensual selection. He is solemn. His performance is acceptable. His vocals are satisfactory. Yet, he is unmemorable. He is undistinguishable. On American Idol, boredom trumps terribleness.
Jasmine Murray (16 – Mississippi)
Her performance is delightful. She is not perfect. Occasionally, she appears aged. However, she is passable. On this evening, passable is desirable.
Kris Allen (23 – Arkansas)
Simply stated, he is bland. His attire, background, and vocals are boring. This will not eliminate him. He will advance. However, he is not a contender.
Allison Iraheta (16 – California)
Her commencement is atrocious. Her hair is worse. Seriously? Her performance only worsens. Her emotion is completely contrived. Her vocals are screaming. She is sixteen and a squealer. She will not sell.
Anoop Desai (21 – North Carolina)
When I heard his selection, I was excited. As I watch his performance, I am cringing. His persona is creepy. His vocals are scattered. His background… Is this American Idol or King of the Ring? His conclusion is horrific. The judges are correct. He attempted channeling. Instead, he choked.
Jorge Nuñez (20 - Puerto Rico)
His commencement is awful. His emotion is laughable. His facial expressions are clownish. He is a joke. His conclusion is worse. Simon is correct. Awful and corny. America, eliminate him.
Megan Joy Corkrey (22 – Utah)
Tattoos and sleeveless are incompatible. She is the prom scare. Additionally, her attire and background clash. Red and purple? Hideous. Her performance is dreadful. Her emotion is contrived. She appears carnival. Her dancing and facial expressions are repugnant. Simon and I concur. She was ridiculous.
Adam Lambert (26 – California)
The guitar solo is muted. I wish he were. “Black or white” is a powerful song. “Black or White” requires serious attitude. He is a putrid performer. His emotion is contrived. His message is a joke. The creepy background channels David Cook. He may have won. He is not selling.
Matt Giraud (23 – Michigan)
His performance is comfortable. His performance is relaxed. His performance should advance him. With that stated, he is slightly unmemorable.
Alexis Grace (21 – Tennessee)
Her performance is appropriate. She oversings. Her vocals are horrific. However, the song selection is “Dirty Diana.” She is slutty and trashy. Perfect.
Her commencement is apocryphal. She is scattered. She oversings. Her emotion is contrived. Her facial expressions are random. Michael Jackson songs are natural. You cannot force the. She attempted force. She is an elimination candidate.
Scott MacIntyre (23 – Arizona)
His song choice is excellent. His piano utilization is exemplary. This is his zone. His performance is wonderful. His emotion translates. His hope resonates through the screen. Simon and I disagree. The song is unknown. However, this is irrelevant.
Danny Gokey (28 – Missouri)
His performance is adequate. His attire and persona are horrific. When will this program understand… Geeks will not sell. America has one homosexual alumnus. America does not need another.
Michael Sarver (27 – Texas)
“You Are Not Alone” is a sensual selection. He is solemn. His performance is acceptable. His vocals are satisfactory. Yet, he is unmemorable. He is undistinguishable. On American Idol, boredom trumps terribleness.
Jasmine Murray (16 – Mississippi)
Her performance is delightful. She is not perfect. Occasionally, she appears aged. However, she is passable. On this evening, passable is desirable.
Kris Allen (23 – Arkansas)
Simply stated, he is bland. His attire, background, and vocals are boring. This will not eliminate him. He will advance. However, he is not a contender.
Allison Iraheta (16 – California)
Her commencement is atrocious. Her hair is worse. Seriously? Her performance only worsens. Her emotion is completely contrived. Her vocals are screaming. She is sixteen and a squealer. She will not sell.
Anoop Desai (21 – North Carolina)
When I heard his selection, I was excited. As I watch his performance, I am cringing. His persona is creepy. His vocals are scattered. His background… Is this American Idol or King of the Ring? His conclusion is horrific. The judges are correct. He attempted channeling. Instead, he choked.
Jorge Nuñez (20 - Puerto Rico)
His commencement is awful. His emotion is laughable. His facial expressions are clownish. He is a joke. His conclusion is worse. Simon is correct. Awful and corny. America, eliminate him.
Megan Joy Corkrey (22 – Utah)
Tattoos and sleeveless are incompatible. She is the prom scare. Additionally, her attire and background clash. Red and purple? Hideous. Her performance is dreadful. Her emotion is contrived. She appears carnival. Her dancing and facial expressions are repugnant. Simon and I concur. She was ridiculous.
Adam Lambert (26 – California)
The guitar solo is muted. I wish he were. “Black or white” is a powerful song. “Black or White” requires serious attitude. He is a putrid performer. His emotion is contrived. His message is a joke. The creepy background channels David Cook. He may have won. He is not selling.
Matt Giraud (23 – Michigan)
His performance is comfortable. His performance is relaxed. His performance should advance him. With that stated, he is slightly unmemorable.
Alexis Grace (21 – Tennessee)
Her performance is appropriate. She oversings. Her vocals are horrific. However, the song selection is “Dirty Diana.” She is slutty and trashy. Perfect.
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