Tuesday, March 03, 2009

American Idol Live Blog

Von Smith (22 – Missouri)

Finally! He is attractive. He is charismatic. He can sing. After twenty-four also-rans, we have a superstar. His performance is flawless. He appears relaxed. His emotion translates. One contestant. One advancement.

Taylor Vaifanua (16 – Utah)

Her song selection is apocryphal. Her wardrobe is worse. Clothes should flatter. Her clothes inflate. The performance improves. Her chorus is stellar. Unfortunately, the aesthetics are putrid. Simon is also correct. The endeavor was generic.

Alex Wagner-Trugman (19 – California)

“I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues” was a favorite. Sadly, I can never listen again. He is horrific. He oversings. He screams. He is akin to suffering cat. Simon is correct. The growling was ridiculous. He was stupid.

Arianna Afsar (16 – California)

She is gorgeous. Her vocals are impressive. Unfortunately, her song selection is reprehensible. No one will remember this. She is teenager. The tempo screamed geriatric. She may advance. However, I would not predict this.

Ju'Not Joyner (26 – Maryland)

He is elegant. He is soulful. Unfortunately, “Hey There Delilah” is animated and sporadic. This is contestant’s problem. They do not convey. They do not relate. They attempt reinterpretation. American does not want this. America will not advance him.

Kristen McNamara (22 – California)

She should own the conversation. Sadly, her appearance is questionable. Her song selection is terrible. American Idol’s flabby divas have not sold. She could advance. However, she must improve her vocals. She must shed the maternity.

Nathaniel Marshall (18 – New York)

He channels Meatloaf. Bloated, creepy, and unattractive. His commencement is acceptable. However, he is sans emotion. For his appearance, passion was required. Performance was required. His performance was negligible. His performance was non-existent.

Felicia Barton (26 – Virginia)

Alicia Keys phoned. She requested her song catalog. This performance is adequate. She does not oversing. Her emotion transcends the moment. She is controlled. She is relatable. She should advance.

Scott MacIntyre (23 – Arizona)

His commencement is awkward. His transition and conclusion are worse. “Mandolin Rain” is a scattered and soulful. He is weak and whaling. You cannot force passion. He attempted this. He should not advance.

Kendall Beard (23 – Texas)

She is gorgeous. Her song selection is spectacular. She should excel. Tragically, her personality is insipid. Her vocals are irritating. She channels the chipmunks. I hope she advances. However, she should not. Simon is correct. Shrill.

Jorge Nuñez (20 - Puerto Rico)

He channels George Michael. His performance is not perfect. He oversings slightly. However, his emotion is palpable. He should advance.

Lil Rounds (23 – Tennessee)

Her performance is grand. Her rear is gargantuan. She does not oversing. Her emotion transcends the moment. She is exemplary. She should rethink her fashion.

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