The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Alex Rodriguez?

On Monday, Rodriguez admitted performance enhancing drug utilization. Rodriguez apologized. He groveled. He obfuscated… Tom Daschle was impressed…

Today’s top five or the National Steroids Hall of Fame (1) Roger Clemens, (2) Barry Bonds, (3) Mark McGwire, (4) Alex Rodriguez, (5) Jose Canseco