American Idol Live Blog
Jasmine Murray (16 – Mississippi)
Her commencement is scattered. “Love Song” is an overvalued anthem. She has not altered this. Her performance is deteriorating. Her expression is scattered. Her vocals are scattered. She is not terrible. However, she will not advance.
Matt Giraud (23 – Michigan)
“Viva La Vida” was a personal favorite. Unfortunately, I can never listen again. He is reprehensible. He oversings. He screams. He whales. His emotion is completely contrived. He did not fail. He imploded.
Jeanine Vailes (27 – California)
She should not wear shorts. Her stems are distracting. Her commencement is inept. Her chorus is worse. She attempts charisma. Unfortunately, she exudes creepiness. I may experience nightmares. Terrible performance. She should not advance.
Nick Mitchell (27 – Connecticut)
Norman Bates phoned. He requested a date. His performance is irrelevant. The insipid antics. The knocking. The screeching. He is pathetic. How did he advance? Why did he advance? When will he exit? Is Randy insane? He was not entertaining. If he advances, I will never watch again.
Allison Iraheta (16 – California)
Her appearance is repugnant. Her hair is regrettable. Her dress is unflattering. She appears inflated. Her performance mirrors the aforesaid. She oversings. She screams. Her emotion is unbelievable. She should also cease bouncing. Simon and I disagree. She was not impressive. She was putrid.
Kris Allen (23 – Arkansas)
Michael Jackson phoned. He requested his creepiness. “Man in the Mirror” is a passionate selection. He is dispassionate. His performance slightly improves. However, his emotion remains contrived. He should not advance.
Megan Joy Corkrey (22 – Utah)
Her appearance is reprehensible. Her dress is horrid. Her hair is horrific. Her tattoo is scary. Is she a trailer park bride? Her performance is also awful. She oversings. She screams. Her emotion is deplorable. I adore “Put Your Records On.” I abhor her.
Matt Breitzke (27 – Oklahoma)
His appearance is adequate. His performance is magnificent. He does not oversing. He does not interpret the selection. He is understated. His vocals are stellar. Finally, I can applaud someone. Simon and I disagree. He was superb.
Jesse Langseth (25 – Minnesota)
Would American Idol select someone attractive? She is apocryphal. Her facial expressions induce vomit. Her performance induces additional vomit. She screams. She wails. She ruins this selection. Where is this season’s talent?
Kai Kalama (26 – California)
His commencement is acceptable. He does not oversing. His vocals are modest. However, he is sans emotion. He is sans personality. He will not advance.
Mishavonna Henson (18 – California)
Her commencement is scattered. Her emotion is believable. However, her transitions are awkward. Her vocals are misplaced. She appears lost. Her conclusion completes the calamity. “Drops of Jupiter” is an elegant metaphor. She was an incorrigible mess.
Adam Lambert (26 – California)
His appearance is unique. His personality is evident. He exudes confidence. He owns the selection. His performance is scattered. His commencement is acceptable. His transition is terrific. He is not flawless. However, his flaws are not fatal. He must advance.
Her commencement is scattered. “Love Song” is an overvalued anthem. She has not altered this. Her performance is deteriorating. Her expression is scattered. Her vocals are scattered. She is not terrible. However, she will not advance.
Matt Giraud (23 – Michigan)
“Viva La Vida” was a personal favorite. Unfortunately, I can never listen again. He is reprehensible. He oversings. He screams. He whales. His emotion is completely contrived. He did not fail. He imploded.
Jeanine Vailes (27 – California)
She should not wear shorts. Her stems are distracting. Her commencement is inept. Her chorus is worse. She attempts charisma. Unfortunately, she exudes creepiness. I may experience nightmares. Terrible performance. She should not advance.
Nick Mitchell (27 – Connecticut)
Norman Bates phoned. He requested a date. His performance is irrelevant. The insipid antics. The knocking. The screeching. He is pathetic. How did he advance? Why did he advance? When will he exit? Is Randy insane? He was not entertaining. If he advances, I will never watch again.
Allison Iraheta (16 – California)
Her appearance is repugnant. Her hair is regrettable. Her dress is unflattering. She appears inflated. Her performance mirrors the aforesaid. She oversings. She screams. Her emotion is unbelievable. She should also cease bouncing. Simon and I disagree. She was not impressive. She was putrid.
Kris Allen (23 – Arkansas)
Michael Jackson phoned. He requested his creepiness. “Man in the Mirror” is a passionate selection. He is dispassionate. His performance slightly improves. However, his emotion remains contrived. He should not advance.
Megan Joy Corkrey (22 – Utah)
Her appearance is reprehensible. Her dress is horrid. Her hair is horrific. Her tattoo is scary. Is she a trailer park bride? Her performance is also awful. She oversings. She screams. Her emotion is deplorable. I adore “Put Your Records On.” I abhor her.
Matt Breitzke (27 – Oklahoma)
His appearance is adequate. His performance is magnificent. He does not oversing. He does not interpret the selection. He is understated. His vocals are stellar. Finally, I can applaud someone. Simon and I disagree. He was superb.
Jesse Langseth (25 – Minnesota)
Would American Idol select someone attractive? She is apocryphal. Her facial expressions induce vomit. Her performance induces additional vomit. She screams. She wails. She ruins this selection. Where is this season’s talent?
Kai Kalama (26 – California)
His commencement is acceptable. He does not oversing. His vocals are modest. However, he is sans emotion. He is sans personality. He will not advance.
Mishavonna Henson (18 – California)
Her commencement is scattered. Her emotion is believable. However, her transitions are awkward. Her vocals are misplaced. She appears lost. Her conclusion completes the calamity. “Drops of Jupiter” is an elegant metaphor. She was an incorrigible mess.
Adam Lambert (26 – California)
His appearance is unique. His personality is evident. He exudes confidence. He owns the selection. His performance is scattered. His commencement is acceptable. His transition is terrific. He is not flawless. However, his flaws are not fatal. He must advance.
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