The Daily Smak

Hey, didn’t you used to be Hannity & Colmes?

On Monday, President Bush pardoned fourteen. Apparently, my application was not received.

Today’s top five or worst celebrity marriages (1) Lyle Lovett and Julia Roberts, (2) Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, (3) Dennis Rodman and Carmen Electra, (4) Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards, (5) Sophia Bush and Chad Michael Murray