Audrina, Heidi, Stephanie Face Familiar Predicaments

Last week, Audrina contemplated her options. Cori or Justin? Adventure or familiarity? Composure or drama? Predictably, Audrina chose Justin. As previously stated, Justin is cruel, manipulative, offensive, and rude. He is not relationship material. He never will be.

Brody, Lauren, Lo, Stephanie, and Stephanie’s boyfriend endured drinks. The ambiance was awkward. The interaction was nonexistent. The next afternoon, Spencer confronted his sister. Did Brody and Stephanie’s boyfriend scrap? Did they speak? Spencer, why do you care?

On Monday, Audrina relocated. Subsequently, she asked an important question. Would Justin live with her? Justin’s response was silence. Is he stupid? Audrina is gorgeous. She covets cohabitation. Thought is not required.

Heidi worked the XIV premiere. Unfortunately, Spencer attended. They both drank. The next afternoon, Heidi admitted her behavior. Brent Bolthouse terminated her. For Heidi, I am sans sympathy. My only question… Heidi, you intoxicated slut, what were you thinking?