Justin, Spencer Showcase Puerility

Seemingly, Audrina, Brody, Doug, Heidi, Lauren, Lo, Spencer, and Stephanie enjoy perfection. Attention. Money. Opulent destinations. Private aircraft. Yet, they clash akin to toddlers over toys.

On Monday, Audrina and Cory enjoyed dinner. They discussed relationships. Cory is single. Audrina is varied. The next afternoon, Audrina, Lauren, and Whitney attended a barbecue. Audrina announced a surprise. To Brody’s birthday, Cory was invited. Brody and Frankie countered. Justin was also. Brody, Frankie, and Justin are dissimilar. Why invite him?

In Cabo San Lucas, Justin was an ass. He stole Audrina’s scrunchie. He threatened adultery. Audrina’s response was perfect. When Justin matured, they could talk. Audrina should dismiss him. Justin is cruel, manipulative, offensive, and rude. He is not relationship material. He never will be.

In Los Angeles, Spencer confronted Heidi. Her choice? Holly vacates the apartment. He vacates the apartment. Predictably, Heidi abandoned her sister. The next week, Heidi, Spencer, Stephanie, and her boyfriend attended dinner. Spencer embarrassed his sister. Clearly, Spencer’s abhorrence is unrestrained.