FBI Thwarts “Assassination Threat”

Last week, the FBI arrested twenty year-old Daniel Cowart and eighteen year-old Paul Schlesselman. Cowart and Schlesselman’s intentions? Assassinate Senator Barack Obama. Murder African-American teenagers.

Obviously, this plot was pathetic. Assassination theorists should shut up. For two terms, Al Qaeda has targeted President Bush. If terrorists cannot succeed, illiterate white supremacists will not succeed.