Two Stupid Thugs

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez: “Not only Venezuela, but Latin America as a whole, needs friends like Russia now as we are shedding this (U.S.) domination. We need Russia for economic and social development, for all-around support, for the life of the peoples of our continent, for peace.”

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad: “If anyone allows himself to commit even a tiny offense against Iran's legitimate interests, borders and sacred land, our armed forces will break his hand before he pulls the trigger. Those who once imposed sanctions, today should open their eyes and see our nation's technical achievements. Today, Iran is not in a position to show softness toward its enemies.”