NEW RULE

Barack Obama and Keith Olbermann must consummate.

During his campaign, Senator Barack Obama has condescended, insulted, misspoke, patronized, and smeared. Consistently, Keith Olbermann has apologized, defended, obfuscated, slanted, and spun. Enough! Obama and Olbermann must canoodle. They must spoon. They must advance their relationship. Clearly, Obama is Olbermann’s obsession.